It Me

Me was born in the year 1998, to her father, Pingu, and mother, Kyoko Zepellin Poato she also is kyoko, don't ask how she just is.

She is composed of 95% radium sulfite and 5% dissolved souls, a testament to creative powers of humanity and NATO as a whole. As an artificial creation, she is capable of filtering out excess shitposts, and can traverse Humanity without losing prestige or life fluid. She once drank an entire jar of pickle juice in a single sitting. She spent 19 years in jail for molesting Pingu and Is now trying to get accustomed to a life as simple dairy farmer. she occasionally fights off alien invasions and once jammed with led zeppelin in the 70s. Doesn't know how to boogie, but has been able to woogie for over 8 consecutive hours. Known as the global challenge pissing champion and is married to her 17 mole-rats all named spud. She has 3 sons, all of whome are trapped in cat bodies. she speaks cat fluently, so as to speak to her kitty sons.

She has three mistresses, all of them are plates of soft mashed potatoes. She ironically calls them curly, larry and moe. She once made friends with a bee then ate the bee to gain it's stinging power. No one knows if it worked or not.